Unofficial Day 1. of Existence

I can't believe how hard creating a blog can be! Especially if you're as comfortable with computers and programs as a catepillar would be. Why o why doesn't blogspot's super easy, fool proof system realise what I want from my blog. I have my artistic vision of what this thing should look like but no brains to put it into reality. Blaaah... well here goes the next hour of trying to make magic.